so new zealanders are being mauled by sheep, kangaroos are staging a coup in australia and the netherlands are reporting demon cows. well good thing i live in america what animal could possib-
oh
oh god
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He is having none of your snake shit today.Let me just smack this poisonous snake…
Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass.
Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard
He went Mexican mom on its ass
He went Mexican mom on its ass
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so new zealanders are being mauled by sheep, kangaroos are staging a coup in australia and the netherlands are reporting demon cows. well good thing i live in america what animal could possib-
oh
oh god
(Source: samandriel, via roflmastershawn)